- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

who is really lanky? james cornish

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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