what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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