- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Yellow People !!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's worse than this That :(

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did the dog die? He was old

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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