Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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womens rights

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Well this is pointless.....

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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the WNBA

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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