Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

You're so sweet I have diabetes

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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