- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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