- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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