- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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