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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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