- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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