- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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