A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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miha kako si?

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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A house comes around the corner.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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