How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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