- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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