- Anti Joke

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper