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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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