- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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