- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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