- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Good job, son.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

whats green and lives in the water

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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