what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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