- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What is the difference?

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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