Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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