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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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