What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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