- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Vote this down and get DOXED

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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