- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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