Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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