- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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