What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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