Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Read a Book.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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