How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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