why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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