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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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