- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

The Labour Party.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What do you call two dog? dogs

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

hashtags suck balls

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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