Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Actually it was me Josh brown

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

The Labour Party.

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