- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

You're a big fat monkey.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

William wright is Gay

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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