- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Dwarf Shortage

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

You're a big fat monkey.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

William wright is Gay

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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