- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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