Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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the WNBA.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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