- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What page are you on The gay page.

j.p. is dumb

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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