What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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James Patrick Campbell

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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