You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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dallen loves penis

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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your so fat. your fat!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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hello

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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