- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

^ That's not even funny ^

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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