- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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