How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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There's my tractor.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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