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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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