- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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