- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

time to spruce up!

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

hey hey apple

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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