Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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