- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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