What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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