A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Women.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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