Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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