- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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