- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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