- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

knock knock i have diarrhea

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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