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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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