- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

A guy at a baseball game....

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Knock Knock.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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