Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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