- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Tony Romo

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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