- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

whats long and black? a baton

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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