How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why are white people white? I don't know

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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