people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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