- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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