- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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