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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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