Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

whats brown and sticky? Doody

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

black chicken. kfc

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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