how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

WILLYS

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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