roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Knock knock, COME IN!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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