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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Emily Walker.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

12345678910111213141516171819whatcomesnext

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Emily Walker.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!