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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

SHUT UP JP

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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