cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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A pope meets another one

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Anti Joke

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