Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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