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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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