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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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