A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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