Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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