what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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