why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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