What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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