- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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