Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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