- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

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