- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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