- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Women's rights.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Latvia isn't a joke

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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