What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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