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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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