- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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