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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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