- Anti Joke

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope