Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Actually it was me Josh brown

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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