- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

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