Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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kk

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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What does? 42

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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dallen loves penis

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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