Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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