- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

A miserable man committed suicide.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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