What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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