What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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