Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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I love you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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