- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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