- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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