A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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