What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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