- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

Knock knock. Come right on in.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

womans rights...

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Camerons hair is Curly..

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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