Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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