- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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