- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Guest what in the butt

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Womens rights

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Want to hear a joke? No.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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