- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What is older than history?

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