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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What is red? A rock painted red

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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