- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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