friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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