- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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