New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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