- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

How old are you? 7

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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