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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What's 1+1? 69.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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