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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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