- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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