How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Once upon a time a was born

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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