- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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