I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

scraggle is in you pillow case

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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