Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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