- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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