- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

No

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

jews

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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