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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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