- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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