- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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