Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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God is real.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Hello

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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