A man walked into a bar owch

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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www.xnxx.com

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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