What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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