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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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25

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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