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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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