- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Matt is a Duster!

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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