What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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