If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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yada yada

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What would u like to drink?

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This is an anti- joke

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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