- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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