- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

knock knock? come in

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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