A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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this website is a bad joke

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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