- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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