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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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