what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Camerons hair is Curly..

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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