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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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My cat just died.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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