Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Women's Soccer.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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