Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Rylan Clark

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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