- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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