A muslim paints Mohammed

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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