Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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this website is a bad joke

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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