whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Hello.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Peas

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Weaner

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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