- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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