I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Yellow People !!

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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