PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Chris is hairy

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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