PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Knock knock It's open, come in

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Chris is hairy

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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