What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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