I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Internet Explorer

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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