What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Men's rights

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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