- Anti Joke

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks