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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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