- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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