What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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