What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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