A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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