- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Your mom is not fat!

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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