- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Jack Stevens

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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