Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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