- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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