- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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