- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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