- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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