- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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