- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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