- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

All of these jokes are about white people

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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