Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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