- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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