What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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