What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Anti Joke

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