- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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