- Anti Joke

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

whats green and slimy? green slim

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.