Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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