Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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